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    • Sexual Orientation : Straight
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    About Reverend_Kreepy
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    Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse.
    Congratulations, you made it!
    This is the very Disgusting, Dirty and downright Filthy world of
    Reverend Kreepy Von HellBarf Kreeture.
    A long name, I know...it's wonderful.
    If you want information about
    Me this is the place to be.
    You can also try the local morgue or you can "HANG" around here.

    So enjoy, have fun, stab a Happy person
    and don't masturbate in the corner (without letting me watch).
    Leave many comments.
    Express yourself.
    Don't be shy but don't be a bitch either(bitches get stitches).

    If you already love me,
    congratulations on your disgusting and despicable taste.
    You are very, very sexy and VERY sick in the head.
    Horrible things are going to happen to you.
    (Like cannibalism) - Everyone loves a cannibal.
    If you don't like me (fuck you, I don't like you either)
    [insert middle finger here], brace yourself and TRY HARDER!

    It is obvious and scientifically proven that I am
    the shit!
    I am the definition of Wholesome Family Fun.
    Spread the word, don't tell your parents.
    Trust me I know what's best for you!
    Embrace the darkness, and celebrate the night.
    You know I got what you need.

    The viewing of Kreepy
    will inevitably result in two opposite
    emotional reactions towards Me:
    1.You'll either LOVE ME or
    2.HATE ME
    (Hating me is always best and it turns me on)
    Now that you're warned, the first step is to actually get to know me.
    (or seek professional help).
    Good luck you sick fuck.
    I'll See you in a couple of minutes.

    The next step is identifying the nature
    of your own personal reaction by examining all
    the symptoms you can perceive.
    (Some subjects need to be repeatedly exposed to me
    before a univocal tendency crystallizes)
    Common symptoms (in no particular order) are:
    1. Hyperventilation
    2. Sweaty hands
    3. Goosebumps,
    4. Erectile dysfunction or hyper function
    5. Hair loss
    6. Constipation
    7. Dry mouth
    8. Itchy eyelids
    9. Sudden ovulation
    10. Bizarre food cravings
    11. Faintness and dizziness
    12. Breast swelling
    13. Faster growing fingernails
    14. Nesting instinct
    15. Suicide
    16. Homicide
    17. Genocide
    18. Acidic vaginal jelly
    19. Colored urine
    20. Sleep eating
    21. Farts that spackle your chair with a greasy stain of ass buckshot
    22. Crying spells
    23. Rectal bleeding
    24. Persistent painful erections
    25. Leg stiffness
    26. Untimely Finger Detachment Syndrome
    27. DNA detachment
    28. Increased growth of tooth hair
    29. Sudden loss of bone tissue
    30. Cranial arthritis
    31. Crapping in a bucket from a very high building
    32. Defensive Vomiting
    33. Inexplicable Disease Syndrome
    34. Man periods
    35. Loss of external sex organs
    36. Stage 7 (or emo style) depression
    37. Severe Aging
    38. Skin failure
    39. "The Munchies"... but not the good kind
    40. Ungodly soul inversion
    I'm also Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice.
    and an indiscriminate
    and a diffuse "cold-and-scary" feeling.
    Along with possibly pissing yourself.
    In rare cases all these symptoms can manifest at once.
    If death occurs please discontinue usage.

    Strangely enough, I am not going to reveal which
    of the above listed symptoms apply to which
    emotional response (LOVE or HATE).
    Well, that's the beauty of knowing Me...you have got to
    figure it out for yourselves, so make sure to
    observe your reactions as accurately as possible.
    Whilst the list is fairly comprehensive, there
    may be symptoms that you experience that are not
    listed; this does not mean that you are loving or
    hating Me more or less than others, we
    are all biologically different in many ways and
    some people simply react differently when exposed
    to such incendiary material. If you have any
    symptoms to add to this list, please email them
    to your local Deity with a description of the sensations
    you experience.

    Once you've scientifically
    established if you love or hate Me,
    follow carefully the instructions hereunder:
    IN CASE YOU LOVE ME:
    Pass Me on!
    Share Me with your lovers, friends
    (imaginary AND real), family, pets, favorite
    cartoons, multiple personalities.
    Spread the word and the love!
    IN CASE YOU HATE ME:
    Pass Me on!
    Use Me to torture all
    your enemies, antagonists, foes and arch-rivals!
    Revenge is sweet!
    I am the perfect
    way to get back at all those assholes who made
    your life a living hell!
    Or just give them all the middle finger
    while silently beating them to death!!

    My Name is Kreepy
    I am terribly horrid at making with the
    Normal conversations
    I'm inappropriate, awkward and boring at my best
    I can't say "Hi" and feel right
    So I avoid it, instead i'll rate you
    A 10 and hope for the best
    Unless I hate you, then fuck off!
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    Likes
    The graveyard remains our reality

    Outside:
    Graverobbing
    Night time
    Storms
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    People:
    People who talk to me before adding me
    Serial Killers
    Intelligence
    Slurm
    Tickling the anus of the world occasionally
    Like mindedness
    A sense of humor
    People who can spell
    Not being a redneck
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    Misc:
    Getting in a hot shower on a cold night
    Getting in bed naked after a hot shower on a cold night
    Art
    Swords
    Axes
    Candles
    Incense
    Corpses
    Alcohol
    Cigarettes
    The smell of cigarette smoke on clothing on a cold night
    Video games
    Electric Bass
    Arkansas
    Nihilism
    Misanthropy
    Blowing shit up
    The Occult
    The Paranormal
    Cryptozoology
    Mythology
    Spiders
    Bats
    Rats
    Cats
    Tidiness / Neatness
    Febreeze
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    Literature:
    Tolkien
    Howard Phillips Lovecraft
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    Television:
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outsiders
    X-Files
    True Detective
    Vikings
    Justified
    The Walking Dead
    Tales From The Crypt
    Tales From The Darkside
    Outer Limits
    Lost In Space
    Night Gallery
    Twilight Zone
    The Addams Family
    The Munsters
    Universal Classic Monsters
    Guyver (Series and movies)
    Anything comic book related
    Quantum Leap
    Star Trek (even the animated series)
    Fringe
    Archer
    Drawn Together
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    Dislikes
    Outside:
    Sunlight
    Bugs
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    People:
    People...in general
    People who don't read profiles
    Random adds
    Rednecks
    Animal Abusers
    Idiots
    Rudeness
    Liars
    Whores
    Constant negativity or positiveness
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    Music:
    Emo
    Screamo
    Gospel
    Rap
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    Misc:
    Blowing myself up
    Arkansas
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    Music
    A:
    ABADDON
    ABIGOR
    ABORYM
    ABYSMAL LORD
    ACEY SLADE
    ACYLUM
    AD HOMINEM
    AD INFERNA
    ADVENT SORROW
    AL. B. DAMNED
    ALIEN VAMPIRES
    ALKALOID
    AMDUSCIA
    AMESTIGON
    ANAAL NATHRAKH
    ANCIENT
    ANHOLT
    AOSOTH
    APVTH
    ARCKANUM
    ARGYLE GOOLSBY
    ARISE - X
    ARKONA
    ARSCH DOLLS
    ASSEPTIC ROOM
    ASSJACK
    ASTRAL LUMINOUS
    ASTROFAES
    ASYLUM BLACK
    ATROCITY
    AURORA BOREALIS
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    B:
    BAAL
    BATHORY
    BEHEMOTH
    BEHEXEN
    BELPHEGOR
    BETHLEHEM
    BLACK GOAT
    BLACKRAIN
    BLAQK AUDIO
    BLITZKID
    BLOOD STAINED DUSK
    BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION
    BURZUM
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    C:
    CALABRESE
    CALADON BROOD
    CARCASS
    CARPE TENEBRAUM
    CELESTIAL BLOODSHED
    CHROME DIVISION
    CHRONNENBERG
    CHTHONIC
    CRAFT
    CRASHDIET
    CREATURE FEATURE
    CRIONICS
    CROWN OF TWILIGHT
    CRYPT STRYPPER
    CRYSTAL PISTOL
    COLD CRYPT
    COLD WORLD
    COLUMBINE
    COMBICHRIST
    CORVID
    COVENANT - (Of Norway)
    COVENANT
    CUNTWORM
    CYBORG ATTACK
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    D:
    DANZIG
    DARKC3ll
    DARK FORTRESS
    DARK FUNERAL
    DARKSPACE
    DARKTHRONE
    DAWN OF ASHES
    DEAD ANIMAL ASSEMBLY PLANT
    DEAD TO THIS WORLD
    DEADSPACE
    DEATHCAMP PROJECT
    DEATHSTARS
    DEFLESHED
    DEMON BOY
    DEMONIC SYNTHETIC SOUND
    DEVIAN
    DEVILISH IMPRESSIONS
    DEVILMENT
    DIGITALIS PURPUREA
    DIMMU BORGIR
    DISSECTION
    DOWNFALL OF NUR
    DRACEAN
    DROPKICK MURPHY'S
    DUES MORTEM
    DULCE LIQUIDO
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    E:
    EARTH ROT
    EMPORER
    EMYN MUIL
    ENDLESS DISMAL MOAN
    ENSLAVED
    ENTHRONED
    EPISCOPAL HOLOCAUST
    ERDLING
    ETERNAL VALLEY
    EUDAIMONY
    EVILDOZER
    EVIL THORN
    EVLENT CHAPTER
    EXILED FROM LIGHT
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    F:
    FALKENBACH
    FALL OF RAUROS
    FAUN
    FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM
    FILTH ON DEMAND
    FIMBULWINTER
    FLATFOOT 56
    FLOGGING MOLLY
    FOG
    FOREST SILENCE
    FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS FOR PLANET 13
    FUNERAL MIST
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    G:
    GARDEN OF GRIEF
    GEHENNA
    GENERATION GRAVEYARD
    GENITORTURERS
    GOATWHORE
    GOSPEL OF THE HORNS - (G.O.T.H.)
    GRAMARY
    GRAVDAL
    GRAVEWORM
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    H:
    HANK WILLIAMS III
    HANZEL UND GRETYL
    HARDCORE SUPERSTAR
    HATRED SUPERSTAR
    HEART BREAK SUICIDE
    HEART THROB MOB
    HECATE ENTHRONED
    HEIMATAERDE
    HELLSAW
    HELLTRASH
    HERRSCHAFT
    HEXEN PROZESS
    HILDR VALKYRIE
    HIMINBJORG
    HOCICO
    HORNA
    HORRORPOPS
    HOYT
    HYPOCRISY
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    I:
    I LIED
    ICE AGES
    ICON OF COIL
    IMMORTAL
    INCUBITE
    INFRA BLACK
    ILLIDANCE
    IMATEM
    IMPERIAL CRYSTALLINE ENTOMBMENT - (ICE)
    IPERYT
    ISENGARD
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    J:
    JUDAS ISCARIOT
    JACK OFF JILL
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    K:
    KARNA
    KEEP OF KALESSIN
    KHOLD
    KHORS
    KOVENANT
    KINSTRIFE & BLOOD
    KULT OV AZAZEL
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    L:
    LEGION OF THE DAMNED
    LEVIATHAN
    LIMBONIC ART
    LORD OF THE LOST
    LYFTHASYR
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    M:
    MANIAC SPIDER TRASH
    MAN AND MACHINES
    MARDUK
    MARILYN MANSON
    MAYHEM
    MEINHARD
    MEZZERSCHMITT
    MIDNIGHT ODYSSEY
    MIRKWOOD
    MISTIGO VARRGOTH DARKESTRA
    MONSTER MAGNET
    MORAR
    MORDACIOUS
    MORTIFIED MORTICIAN
    MORTIIS
    MURDERDOLLS
    MYRKSKOG
    MYPARASITES
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    N:
    NATTEFOST
    NEBULA ORIONIS
    NECROPHOBIC
    NEFARIOUS
    NEFILIM
    NEHEMAH
    NIGHTSKY OBSESSION
    NINE INCH NAILS - (N.I.N.)
    NOCTERNITY
    NOCTURNAL BREED
    NOCTURNAL DEPRESSION
    NOKTURNAL MORTUM
    NOKTURNE-(L.A.)
    NYNE
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    O:
    OBSZON GESCHOPF
    OBTAINED ENSLAVEMENT
    Ophthalamia
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    P:
    PAIN
    PANZER AG
    PAZUZU
    PECCATUM
    PLAAG
    PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
    PROJECT ROTTEN
    PSYCLON NINE
    PUNISHMENT SYSTEMS
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    Q:
    QUINTA ESSENTIA
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    R:
    RABBIT JUNK
    RABIA SORDA
    RAGDOLLS
    RAGNAROK
    REAXXION GUERILLA
    REVEREND HELLBASTARD
    RIMFROST
    ROTTING CHRIST
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    S:
    SAMAEL
    SANCTUM SANGUIS
    SANTA HATES YOU
    SARCOMA INC.
    SARCOPHAGUS
    SATANIC SLAUGHTER
    SATANIC WARMASTER
    SATYRICON
    SCANDINAVIAN COCK
    SCHRAT
    SCREAM BABY SCREAM
    SCYTHE
    SECRETS OF THE MOON
    SEEDS OF IBLIS
    SEPTIC FLESH
    SEMARGL
    SERAPHIM SHOCK
    SHINING
    SICKOTINE
    SINDECADE
    SISTER
    SKALTROS
    SKOLD
    SKINNY PUPPY
    SKITLIV
    SLAYER
    SOCIAL DISTORTION
    SOLEMN THEY AWAIT
    SOTHIS - (L.A.)
    SPECTRE THEATER
    SPECTRUM-X
    STELLAR CORPSES
    STORM
    SUICIDE COMMANDO
    SUICIDE EMOTIONS
    SUMMONING
    SUSPERIA
    SYNDROME X-209
    SYVEN
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    T:
    TAAKE
    TACTICAL SEKT
    TENGGER CAVALRY
    TERMINAL CHOICE
    THE CNK - (La Cosa Nostra Klub)
    THE DEVIL AND THE UNIVERSE
    THE DUBLINER'S
    THE FRIGHT
    THE ETERNAL SUFFERING
    THE LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE
    THE MISFITS
    THE OTHER
    THE TEXAS DRAG QUEEN MASSACRE
    THE SIN:DECAY
    THE VISION BLEAK
    THIRD REALM
    THULE
    THRUDVANGAR
    THY ANTICHRIST
    TIGER ARMY
    TORRENT
    TRAGIC BLACK
    TRAUMA FACTOR
    TREES OF ETERNITY
    TROLL
    TUMOR
    TURMION KATILOT
    TWILIGHT FREAKSHOW
    TYPE-O-NEGATIVE
    TYRANN
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    U:
    UNCALADON
    UNDERCOVER SLUT
    URGEHAL
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    V:
    VAINS OF JENNA
    VANISHED EMPIRE
    VANITY KILLS
    VESANIA
    VESPERIAN SORROW
    VHELENA PROJECT
    VIDEO VAMP
    VIRGINS O.R PIGEONS
    VNV NATION
    VOND
    VREID
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    W:
    WATAIN
    W.E.B.
    WEDNESDAY 13
    WELTMACHT
    WHITE EMPRESS
    WITCHERY
    WINDIR
    WOLFTHORN
    WOLVES UNDER SAIL
    WORMREICH
    WORMZ
    WRATH OF KILLENSTEIN
    WURDULAK
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    X:
    XENTRIFUGE
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    Y:
    YADE
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    Z:
    ZEKE
    ZUGELLOS
    ZYKLON
    ZYKLON - B
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    Misc:
    3RD ATTEMPT
    1349
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    Dj's:
    DJ CHIHIRO
    DJ TASM DEAD
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